I have been spending a lot of time in my head or in other people’s heads through their books, and decided I needed to form a connection, however tenuous, with the outside world. I noticed there’s a little thing called a “Writing Helper” down after this place to write text, and I can’t help but wonder if it’s at all related to Hamburger Helper. If so, is it possible to purchase somewhere?
Can you just imagine a little store where the aisles have things in boxes like “ideas,” “story arcs,” “characters” and all their subsets, sort of like buying expansions to a computer game: “Villains,” “Heroes,” “Damsels who will kick the hero’s butt,” “Furry animals that talk,” etc. Would Writing Helper be something invisible or more like a little gnome sitting on your desk? They would have to put a warning on the box in that case: “Not for households with pets.”